Gift Registry

We have had many of our guests ask us, "Where is your gift registry?"

The answer is, "We have no gift registry."

We took stock of our collective belongings and decided that adding more "things" to the mix was just unnecessary and wasteful.

For instance, we already have:

• silverware, plates, pots, pans, wine glasses, salt & pepper shakers, spice racks, chopsticks
• tablecloths, curtains, clocks, toasters
• linens, towels, bedsheets, bed covers, comforters, pillow cases
• picture frames, candles
• pajamas

We do not have, but nor do we want:

• napkin rings
• candlesticks
• vases
• kitchen gadgets
• wine accessories
• champagne flutes
• personalized knick-knacks
• Snuggies
• bedpans
• etc.

Of course, enveloped gifts are appreciated--especially those that have a pictures of the 22, 24, or 25th President of the USA on them... just kidding!

I hope that clears it up for people.

Thanks for understanding!

~ Richard

 

NB. This is not an April Fools' joke.